Hey I have four jobs and I’m gonna be a tattoo artist so please bend over while I fuck you in the ass with all this success
I mean I really don’t have to write the laundry list of reasons as to why I’m better than you and why you’ll never amount to anything. The sheer amount of truth in that novella of a post would just be monotonous and sad.
But here’s something petty that’ll appeal to your nature.
I will now, then, and for the rest of my life be fucking him, and I will always be better at it than you ever were and ever will be.
Reporters confirm that police & advisors concealed the identity of Darren Wilson until he could delete all social media & move out of state.
Wow though. Darren Wilson, Ferguson’s PD and the rest of his and their supporters are an extra special breed of scumbag. What incriminating shit did he have online that needed to be swept under the rug so quickly?
I guarantee you there was some racist shit on his facebook
I hate reading stories about people having really bad encounters with celebrities they idolize. My experience meeting Neon Trees was legitimately the best night of my life - I met people who I looked up to, and who got me through a lot of hardship, and they were everything I thought they would be…
so you’re telling me there’s an alien who regenerates into a completely random form, that he cannot control or determine himself, and who understandably could take millions of different appearances, but who all 13 times just turned into a different skinny white guy
no its not
im sitting here naked and alone
where is pizza now!?
"Some women are lost in the fire. Some women are built from it."
i don’t even need to know the context of this drawing
PUSSY GAME TOO STRONG EVEN FOR THE DEVIL.
that look is 50 shades of “what the fuck do you think, katie”
You have such a huge fan base and it’s such an interesting show. Do your fans ask you for anything unusual? It being such an unusual show.